The Daily BlaaNEW BUDGET AIR SERVICE LINKING SOUTH WALES AND SOUTHEAST IRELAND
NEW BUDGET AIR SERVICE LINKING SOUTH WALES AND SOUTHEAST IRELAND“We will blow other operators from the air”
Following the launch last earlier this year of Deise Airways by Dinny Power of Ray’gormig, news has just reached us of rival company set up to do business on the lucrative Waterford – South Wales route.
As part of a joint passenger/freight service, Sheepways Air plan to run a shuttles service between the centre of Waterford City and Newport Docks. There has been historical trade links between the two cities, most notably in the latter parts of the 20th century.
Bell Lines carried out containerised shipping transport and, co-incidentally, the original dockside compounds will be used as bases for the new air service.
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(Picture shows old Bell Lines site in Waterford)
A similar site will be used in Newport.
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(Newport, Gwent. Picture shows location of Sheepair depot)
A number of interesting, if strange, matters arise in relation to the launch of this air service.
The owner and founder, one Shaun Feelin’-Sheep, has strong links with Waterford. He is also founding member of the now defunct Monmouth Area & District Freefall & Expressive Choral Klub East of the River (MAD FECKER). This shadowy group have been involved in some dangerous and disastrous activities, centred on parachuting.
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(Shown is evidence of the “Klubs” irresponsibility at an air base in Pembrokeshire)
In our research we have been able to obtain pictorial evidence of some of Feelin’-Sheeps’s exploits.
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(Pictures shows a member of Mad Feckers arseing about in the US)
It is understood that Feelin’-Sheep sustained massive injuries in the following accident. Allegedly, according to acquaintances, he “jumped from 40,000 feet, forgot to pull the chord!!!” “Typical,” they said.
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(Shaun Feelin’-Sheep “snagged”)
It is understood that Sheepway Air will approach their operation in a highly unorthodox manner. Aircraft will be a heavy lifting helicopter and as the craft will NOT LAND on the ground there is no cost to the operator in fees.
(See link)
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Passengers will have to shimmy down the lifting cable, on which there will be a freight net. Sheepway have won the contract to exclusively deliver blaas TO Waterford, blass manufactured at a new in the UK.
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(SHAUNIE, THEY NEVER QUITE FINISHED THIS BUILDING, DID THEY?)
LINKS
http://www.southwalesindex.co.uk/redir.php?type=link&id=118728&url=http://www.newportpast.com
More pics of Shaun Feelin’-Sheep here
http://www.texasgijoeshow.com/Photos1.html
FOR MORE SCOOPS VISIT http://www.upthedeise.org/nucleus/dailyblaa.php?blogid=8&archive=2005-11
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NOW WHERE'S ME LUNCH
Frantic search for missing Deise girl moves to South West England
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There may have been a movement of peoples many, many years ago from Cornwall to the Copper Coast in Co Waterford when the mines were active. Today movement has been in the opposite direction. Deise authorities, security forces and negotiators have flooded into the Duchy in an attempt to track down the whereabouts of Sheila from Lismore.
Information has come to light that she may be in the hands of a dangerous group led by the notorious Jack, a disgruntled and confused individual, neither from Waterford nor Kilkenny. He is renowned for his notorious powers of sh*t-stirring and hypnotic humour. Many have been laid low by his constant rehashing of ancient jokes and stories.
Jack covers his tracks by coming across as an affable sort. He has been a visitor to Upthedeise, and always, always WRITES IN CAPITALS. This, experts believe, signifies his fragmented character. He is now believed to lead a group involved in racketeering and smuggling from his base in Cornwall.
Last time he was seen in the Waterford area was as a street fighter and, in fact, his last bout was against Railway Square. This picture is the only image of that fight in which Jack gave Railway and unmerciful baytin’. http://aelinik.free.fr/streetmuay5.jpg
He had of course cheated and was forced to flee his home town.
Special forces have been mobilised. Commander Shaun Feelin’ of the Pontypool “Front Row” fusiliers has organised an expedition force which departed from Newport Docks for Cornwall early this morning. http://www.kmrt.org.uk/images/chopper1.gif
Our pictures shows the group arriving on the cliffs at Ilfracombe. They are understood to be a specialist at snatch and grab.
Large Bottles from the Portlaw Branch of the FCA and Slua Mhuiri (Upthedeise Section) is co-ordinating the search. Headquartered at an unknown pub in Cornwall, the delegation was treated to some of the local entertainment.
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Tay and hang sangwidges were served. In his speech, Large Bottles referred to the Cornish sport of Silver Ball Hurling. He said, “Descended from the epic handball matches of Celtic legend, this ancient street ball game was once played with almost fanatical enthusiasm throughout western Cornwall, especially at Shrovetide.
In its high-spirited disregard for fixed rules it resembles Shrovetide Football: but the small silver-coated ball is thrown, passed or 'scrummed' rather than kicked, and at one time (according to Richard Carew's account of 1602) it might even be carried cross-country by bands of whooping horsemen. As 'a play verily both rough and rude...in some sort resembling the feats of warre', however, it suffered the combined onslaught of revivalist Methodism and Victorian propriety, and now survives only in two places.
Sure ‘tis nathin’ ta do with hurling in Portlaw anyways! Anyway we’ll have a few drinks.”
With that they proceeded to get blathered.
Any way ‘ tis time for me lunch. http://telematics.ex.ac.uk/realcornwall/foodanddrink/images/pasty.jpg
Oh yeh, no news of Sheila!!!!
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KIDNAPPED???
UNPRECEDENTED SECURITY IN THE LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS
Much confusion abounds this evening regarding the whereabouts of a female from the Lismore area of Co Waterford.
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Several conflicting reports have emerged following the disappearance of Sheila, one of the stalwarts the Deise hurling team’s support network.
Many friends and associates have been frantically trying to trace this young (and very popular) lady since the re-appearance of a “certain character” claiming to be her fiance.
Not since the visit of Searlas Gaoitheno and Bean Camall Pairceoir-Innithe has security been so tight on approach roads to the capital of West Waterford. Sheila had not been seen “for some days” according to Oifigeach Buideail Mor from the Gardai Idirghreasn (Rannog Phortlairgeach) .
“We have cordoned off the whole area from Dungarvan to the Cork border . We have n’ere a notion where the yung wan is got ta. If I lay me hands on that bastard from Smolensk, be jayzus, such a baytin’ he’ll get!”
The foreign gentleman in question is believed to be one Boris Yevchenko a deluded ne’re do well who believed he was coming to marry an Deise princess. There are unconfirmed reports that he has been sighted in several countries in Europe before arriving here to “claim his prize”.
Any sightings of either person please call the Uimhir Eigeandai Line Te (Emergency Hotline Number) Port Cladach 17
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“FOREIGN” SPORTS PLAYED AT GAA GROUNDS “FOR YEARS”
Hope Of Amnesty For Rule BreakersFollowing the GAA decision to amend “Rule 42” to allow soccer and rugby at Croke Park, it has emerged that these games and “others” have been played on other grounds, on a regular basis, over many, many years.
Although over the years, many unusual activities have been hosted on gaelic grounds, from Tom Duffy’s Circus to Demolition Derbys, it now appears that there has been a history of clandestine and sinister events taking place.
Dela Delacato, a native of North Waterford, explained that the recent development of opening up the ground was only a matter of “playing catch-up.” In what amounts to a confession, he admitted to partaking in “sports” on and around the field of play at one of the GAA’s hallowed grounds.
“When I was a young lad we used to go to what was know as the “hurling field”. One day, we were messin’ about and had a game of “soccer”, using jumpers as goalposts. Well one of the committee stalwarts arrived on the scene, obviously having received a tip-off from the Neighbourhood Sports Watch. He challenged us as to what we thought we were doin’.”
“I wasn’t tryin’ to be smart, but I quipped that we were practicin’ “ground” football. Well, I got a crack round the ear for me troubles.”
At that time, early 1970’s, there was still a ban in place regarding playing foreign games. Many well-known sports personalities received bans for attendance at soccer or rugby games and activities. Some were allegedly locked up for life.
Anders Van Der Westhuzen, advisor to the apartheid regime in South Africa in the 1960’s, explained that similar tactics were used against opponents of the government line in his country. “We encouraged our boys to play rrrugby and banned them for political activity. In Ireland you banned them for playing rrrugby and encouraged them to play petty back-hander politics. Funny old world, eh?”
Since the revelations regarding foreign games came to light, there have been rumours of more extreme “sports and games” taking place. An unconfirmed report has been received of an unofficial cricket game taking place in Lemybrien in 1973. Local were quick to defend their reputations by claiming it was a game of Rounders.
Reports are coming in of people being spotted training greyhounds even.
More disturbing still is the report from banished Waterford Exile, now in shameful asylum in London. He claims that he was ordered from the diocese by the then bishop for organising a game of Kiss-Tig, in the grounds of the local GAA club, with GIRLS!!!! ^ TOP
The future.......
DEISELAND 2015The ancient county of Port Lairge has been rent in twain.
Insurgents and rebel forces in the western part of the county have declared a self styled independent republic. Harping back to the days of ecclesiastical boundaries and dioceses, the new republic will be known as the Royal and Loyal Republic of Lismore.
Led by the self-styled despot, Deise Babe, she cited here reasons for seceding as frustration with the County government led by the Up The Deise party.
According to a statement:
“We the people of the western areas have had nothing but abuse over the last eleven years. We have been treated as second class citizens and now it’s time to assert ourselves. We had thought about joining up with East Cork, but they wouldn’t have us.”
Road blocks and checkpoints have been established on all roads into the area. The new republic, centred on the ancient town of Lismore, occupies roughly a third of the original Port Lairge.
Tensions had been brewing for some years. Rivalry, which, incidentally, started out as harmless banter (known locally as “gowlin’ about”), became ever more vicious. The year 2004 saw the beginning of a particularly nasty series of events.
It is understood that the partisans appealed for help from the British monarch Queen Camilla 1st who politely replied that they were not allowed to support independence movements in far flung corners of the “Impire”. So fick iff!!!
However she did ask when the West Waterford hunt would be allowed to Tally-Ho again now that she was not allowed to partake in her own country.
The new regime have already adopted a flag which flies from the turrets of their base at the castle.
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