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Some construction workers blasted away at a hill in order to make a path for the new road, little do they know what they freed from the depths of the earth... this hill had been used for thousands of years as a prison for one of the most destructive and unpredictable forces known to man... It had been imprisioned by an almost unanimous decision of the council of the 32 counties, Waterford voted nay, however, 31 votes was too much and this creature was sentenced to imprisonment for eternity in the Fiery Chasm of Doom.
Security cameras caught this on tape:
Since friday some strange occurences have been noted by shopkeepers around the town apparently a small waterford jersey and hurley went missing from a supporters car, fresh blaas have been stolen from unsuspecting shopkeepers and there is now a luncheon sausage shortage in the city and county. Reports are coming in that people have spotted a strange furry creature blazing around at high speed and breathing frantically. This creature has many names such as "Setanta's Bane" and "An Dearg Diablo" to name but a few. A witness working in the industrial estate aptly named the creature 'Mullanimal' due to his speed and fierceness.
What have these unsuspecting construction workers unleashed upon us...
More to follow...